It was me. I drank it all. Not all of it, but half way. What?
I don't wish I was prettier. That's too much to ask and really, I'm busy enough. But I do like attention. I like attention that I get from people that are attracted to me. I'm not necessarily attracted to them, but I do get off a little knowing I hold a little bit of power over someone else. That's sick, isn't it? Probably.
I like power. Not just "all the money and all the pussy" kinda power. I like to be in charge. I like to be the leader. I like the idea of things falling apart without me. I like being the one that can keep it all together. I should probably quit this blog thing and start seeing a doctor while I can. Doubt that'll happen.
In other news, I measured my bust and found out that I'm two sizes bigger then what I thought. Maybe that's the problem with the power I hold. My boobs grew and now it's all gone to my head.
I need to refill my glass while there's drink to refill it with.
My breasts are out of control and taking over!
Hahaa... That'll be the day. Take that every boy in jr high and high school that were too cool for me and my breasts! One day soon we'll own your ass!
I need help. Or more vodka. I like the second and it seems more reasonable, since I have a bottle right here.
Don't judge. At least I have pants on.
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