Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Bust out the French maid out fit, we're gonna do some dusting.

That was a really round about way of getting to my point. My bad.

So, years ago I used to write and keep up a blog.  I liked doing it.  I had Internets friends that read often.  I was funny and I could post inappropriate pictures of myself anonymously because no one could see my face.  Attention whore much?  Oh sure.

I want to do it again.  I wrote on a blog for myspace (does anyone still use that?) and I can't really do it on facebook because my family and co-workers read it.  Some things can be kept secret from my Grandma and my trainer, ya know?  Mom doesn't need to know I have been fucked by my husband since 2005 and my boss doesn't need to know I drank a bottle of wine last night.  And the 7 nights before that.

I need an outlet and so here it is. 

One of the things I love most about blogs?  I get to completely and utterly selfish.  Who the hell else am I supposed to talk about, at length, daily?  I'm my favorite subject, so why not?  Right, right.  I will bitch about and celebrate my children, my culinary adventures and my secret drinking problem.  Probably work.I like posting pictures, too.  That will be happening a lot too.  And music.  And movies I've seen (and haven't seen) (Fuck you, Titanic!) and random shiny things I think of. 

So yeah.  I like the word "so" a lot.  And commas.  Ok. 



*Sorry if family has found this.  This isn't meant for you.  I don't share things on facebook, the gloves are off here.  If you don't want to know, don't read this.  If you feel the need to talk to me about this to help, don't please.  I'm a big girl, I've made the choices that have led me here.  I'm not a problem to fix.  I'm bitching on the Internet because I don't want to waste the paper.  I will use bad words here because I can't say them out loud most of the time.  I am and will be offensive.  I don't care if you don't like the way I think.  Shaking fingers at me won't change the way I think, it'll just piss me off.  You've been warned.*

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